Why do I do it? I know what the results will be. Ultimately I will be in stage four of some inoperable cancer... every time...whether it's a pain in my head (brain cancer), my neck (thyroid cancer), or my lower right side (bladder cancer). At least, that was the latest diagnosis when I went to WebMD to determine why I was having pain in my lower right side. You'd think they may come back with something similar to appendicitis, but surprisingly, that wasn't one of the options. I put in all of my symptoms and it came back that I could either be experiencing 1. Premature labor 2. PMS or 3. Bladder Cancer. As I decided I had a choice of what I was experiencing, I chose PMS and Nate decisively concurred that was probably what I was suffering from....which makes me wonder how he's become such the medical expert?!
I have also turned into my worst nightmare...You know the people that take their animals once they've died (or at least I HOPE they wait until they've died) and get them stuffed? Well, yesterday was Lucy's 1st birthday. And yes, I made a cake. And yes, I bought one of those #1 candles... and yes, I bought her a gift..... and yes, we sang. And in true "child's birthday fashion" she gobbled the cake without saying thank you and the toy we got her is already broken. So, I do believe we're really only one step away from taxidermy.